Fruit Seller Pillows

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Paris Fruit-seller.

Two members of the lower class being polite

What a pear?

An orange looks like a peacock to attract a woman shopper.

Transgenic apples - $5 each

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."