Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.
Fruit Distributor Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with pillows featuring witty fruit-related designs—great for home or office decor that celebrates their love for fresh produce.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
Banana Split Personality
Apple Pie Abduction
Ball as water-melon.
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
Peach flirting with a banana.
'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'
"Believe me it's only an apple."
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
Plum jam...
End of Year Figs.
Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.
Conference Pears
"No. You turn over."
""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."
"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week
Apricots
Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'
'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'
Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.
William Tell
Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!
Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
"We have a favor to ask."
'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'
"Mom says I'm a super fruit."
Lovers dressed as pears
Fruit Distributor Pillows Collection
Fruit Distributor Mugs
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Fruit Distributor Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating the fruit profession—vivid, fun designs that add personality to any room.
Fruit Distributor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for fruit distributors—lighthearted and stylish, perfect for casual wear or work days.