Fruit Explorer Pillows

"Nothing's labeled. How are we supposed to know which fruit has been genetically engineered?"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

ET Mishap

Too much cilantro

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Apple Pie Abduction

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Banana Split Personality

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I love this time of day."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

When clowns are hunting.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."