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"Nothing's labeled. How are we supposed to know which fruit has been genetically engineered?"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

ET Mishap

Too much cilantro

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Apple Pie Abduction

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I love this time of day."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Beaver tower

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

When clowns are hunting.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."