Food Seller Gifts

'Whoever said, 'it's a dog eat dog world' was right on target.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Ball as water-melon.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Conference Pears

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I hear they're really good.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Chip wagon oil change.