Food Trader Gifts

Exported sausage

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Why markets crash.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.