'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'
Food Traders Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food trader with a creative streak? Our collection blends humor and craftsmanship, ideal for chefs, bakers, and culinary entrepreneurs. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that turn their passion into a delightful gift—perfect for birthdays, just because, or that special business milestone. Make their day with a playful tribute to their craft, guaranteed to bring smiles and inspire their kitchen adventures.
The day the stock market went UP.
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
Build Your Own Portfolio
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Freshest ice cream in town!
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."
City Boy.
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'
Day trading.
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
A child runs an equity stand.
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
Why markets crash.
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'
"It's probably just seasonal."
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'
'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'
'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.
"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."
Food Traders Gifts Collection
Food Traders Mugs
Explore our wide range of mugs perfect for food traders—bring humor and personality to their morning routine.
Food Traders Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty food trading designs—add comfort and character to their space.
Food Traders Prints
Browse inspiring prints that highlight the joy and creativity of food trading—perfect for a lively kitchen or office.
Food Traders T-Shirts
Discover hilarious and stylish t-shirts that celebrate food trading—make their workday a little brighter and funnier.