Snack Traders Gifts

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Stupid Microwave