Snack Vendor Gifts

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Bad for you but to die for

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"In da house"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Second aid

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Food van driving through an office.