Snacks Gifts

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

Pop Quiz.

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

'This new office space puts me in the middle of everything.'

Will let you go, 85 cents.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

BREAK TIME!

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'Pretzel?'

Snacks. Coffee. Early Retirement.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'Hey Bud, we're out of those biscuits with carbon in them...'

Angry Santa Letter

"Jackpot!"

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

"Normally my allowance is $10 a week, but at the airport it's $10 a snack."

"Country Club Dungeon"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

"I'll adjourn when we finish the prune Danish."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Oysters in June - delicious!

"I'm at the pharmacy so often all that's missing is a TV, Lay-Z-Boy, and bag of Cheetos."

Second aid

Insert bills facing up.

"Polly wants to blog about crackers."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Snack-a-Mole.

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."