Snacking Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

The four housemen of procrastination

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

Junk Bonds

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

''Not a significant source of anything even remotely nutritious'...wow, Mom, can we get these?'

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

Spray Cashews

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Staff Picks

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

Brownie-in-Motion.

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

"Let's do snack."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"