Enjoying Snacks Gifts

'Will you finish that popcorn so we can be alone!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

"Trail mix?"

Honest Vending

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

To do before Saturday...

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"