Snacker Gifts

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'