Snacking Prints

"He's an indoor cat."

The four housemen of procrastination

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

Junk Bonds

"The key issue we face is that there are 10 of us, but only 9 biscuits..."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

''Not a significant source of anything even remotely nutritious'...wow, Mom, can we get these?'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Mmm...pie chart!'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

Spray Cashews

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'