Snack Sovereign Gifts

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Champagne

"Quick swig first?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Budget Munchies

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."