Snack Sovereign Pillows

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"Quick swig first?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Budget Munchies

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'