Snack Vendor Mugs

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Bad for you but to die for

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Pope tarts.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"In da house"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Second aid