Sneak Snack Supporter Mugs

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Love is when you watch television together.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'