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"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Goal!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

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