Snack Advocate Mugs

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."