Snack Specialist Mugs

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

"In da house"

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

Christmas Canapes

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Love is when you watch television together.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'