Snack Break Specialist Mugs

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Food Pyramid

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Christmas Canapes

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Guac-A-Mole"

Off Duty sign on desk.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy