Snack Time Expert Mugs

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Pull and all nighter...

Champagne

Inactive wear store.

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Lady has a coffee break.

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Doomed Food Group

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Snack Time

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"I've found my soul mate!"

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'