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COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

"In da house"

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

Christmas Canapes

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Trail mix?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

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