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"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"In da house"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Food Pyramid

Christmas Canapes

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

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'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'They're not that intelligent.'

Usher

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"I've found my soul mate!"

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'