Snackologist Mugs

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

Chez Nous Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.