Snack Curator Mugs

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Finger Food.

"Yeah, it's nice she's giving me crackers, but a cheese platter and dips would go down nicely too..."

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Love is when you watch television together.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Goal!"

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials