Snack Scholar Mugs

Jewish Geometry

Chez Nous Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Christmas Canapes

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits