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Snack Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for your snack-loving friend or family member? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products tailored for snack scholars—those who appreciate a good bite and a good laugh. From clever mugs to comfy pillows, our items blend humor with personality, making every snack break more special. Dive into our curated selection of gifts, perfect for anyone who believes snacks are more than just food—they're a way of life.
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
Chez Nous Menu
Little league world series of poker.
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'
To do before Saturday...
"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'
Jeff's Smorgasbord
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
Making healthy eating bearable.
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'
"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."
"In da house"
"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."
"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"
"Oh, there will be an investigation!"
"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."
Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.
"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'
Christmas Canapes
'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'
An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?
'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'
Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.
Snack Scholar Gifts Collection
Snack Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of snack scholar mugs—fun, witty designs perfect for any snack lover’s morning coffee or afternoon tea.
Snack Scholar Pillows
Discover our snack scholar pillows, combining soft comfort with playful, snack-themed designs—great for adding personality to any living space.
Snack Scholar Prints
Browse our snack-themed prints—fun, quirky art perfect for decorating a snack enthusiast’s room or kitchen.
Snack Scholar T-Shirts
Check out our snack scholar t-shirts, where humor meets comfort—ideal for casual days and showing off their snack-savvy personality.