Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of philosophy and snack obsession? Our collection offers witty designs that speak to both lovers of deep thought and delicious treats. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life's big questions over a snack or two. These creative products are sure to bring a smile and some cheeky humor to any snack-loving philosopher's day.

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.' mockup

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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Jewish Geometry

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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'I would kill for a truffle.'

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ." mockup

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

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'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.' mockup

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

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"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun." mockup

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

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'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

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"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar." mockup

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

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"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack." mockup

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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Worshiping the TV.

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'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.' mockup

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

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'The movie started 40 minutes ago.' mockup

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

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Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers mockup

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

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"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie." mockup

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?" mockup

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

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"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton." mockup

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

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'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.' mockup

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

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'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.' mockup

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

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Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret. mockup

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

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I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours? mockup

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

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'They're not that intelligent.'

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"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles." mockup

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

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This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn? mockup

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

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'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.' mockup

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

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Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

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Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Gifts Collection

Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for snack-loving philosophers, featuring witty designs that turn coffee or tea time into a moment of deep pondering and fun.

Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever quotes and fun designs, ideal for adding personality to any lounge or bedroom of a philosophy and snack lover.

Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Prints

Enhance their home or office with artistic prints celebrating the joy of snacks and philosophy—smart, stylish, and conversation-starting pieces.

Philosopher With A Snack Addiction T-Shirts

Find humorous and thoughtful T-shirts for snack enthusiasts and philosophy fans alike—wear your wit and love for snacks with pride and comfort.