Philosopher With A Snack Addiction Gifts

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Jewish Geometry

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Worshiping the TV.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'They're not that intelligent.'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn