Snack-time Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your snack-time philosopher lover? Our collection combines humor, intellect, and a love for snacks, perfect for those who enjoy pondering life’s big questions over a tasty bite. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that are as witty and insightful as your favorite thinker.

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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?" mockup

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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Jewish Geometry

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.' mockup

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

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"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun." mockup

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

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"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers." mockup

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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Chinese business cuisine.

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Worshiping the TV.

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Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism mockup

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

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"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far." mockup

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

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'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.' mockup

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

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"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie." mockup

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

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"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip." mockup

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

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Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers mockup

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

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"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people." mockup

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

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"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls." mockup

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

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"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!" mockup

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

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"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?" mockup

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

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"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!" mockup

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

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"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler." mockup

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

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Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

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'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.' mockup

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

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'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?' mockup

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

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'They're not that intelligent.'

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Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it. mockup

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

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Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine mockup

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

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Snack-time Philosopher Gifts Collection

Snack-time Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more snack-time philosopher designs that will brighten up any coffee break or tea time.

Snack-time Philosopher Pillows

Browse our pillows to find cozy, humorous designs that honor the snack-time philosopher in everyone.

Snack-time Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring prints that celebrate the clever and contemplative side of snack-time philosophy.

Snack-time Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for a variety of witty and thoughtful snack-time designs perfect for casual wear.