Picnic Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your picnic philosopher? Our collection combines wit, wisdom, and a love for nature, making outdoor meals more meaningful. Whether they’re deep in thought or simply relaxing, these products spark conversation and add a whimsical touch to their outdoor adventures.

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Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism mockup

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

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Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers. mockup

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this." mockup

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

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Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic. mockup

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

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Shaken not stirred

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'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.' mockup

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

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Polygamists' Picnic

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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Relaxing in the Sun

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French wine

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The Adventures of God

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''What's in the bag, lady?''

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The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman mockup

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

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How The Sausage Is Eaten

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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!' mockup

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

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Glyndebourne

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I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole. mockup

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

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"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine." mockup

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

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Picnic with thieves

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The Camp, Pt. 1

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'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!' mockup

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

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Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night. mockup

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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'Nice graphics.'

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Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain mockup

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest." mockup

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

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Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill. mockup

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

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*=Hotdog

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'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!' mockup

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

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'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.' mockup

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

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'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!' mockup

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

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'What's a picnic without ants?'

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Picnic Philosopher Gifts Collection

Picnic Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for picnic philosophers, adding a spark of insight to their outdoor gatherings.

Picnic Philosopher Pillows

Browse pillows that blend comfort with inspiration, perfect for cozying up during thoughtful outdoor moments.

Picnic Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that celebrate curiosity and insight, elevating any outdoor or indoor space for the thoughtful adventurer.

Picnic Philosopher T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase clever and playful designs, ideal for picnic philosophers who love to express their creative flair.