Picnic Philosopher Pillows

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Shaken not stirred

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

French wine

The Adventures of God

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

*=Hotdog

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'