Picnic Ponderer Pillows

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

That party went well.

Shaken not stirred

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Beginning Yarder.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

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