Picnic Philosophers Pillows

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

Shaken not stirred

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Glyndebourne

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'What's a picnic without ants?'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.