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"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

Shaken not stirred

French wine

The Adventures of God

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

The Camp, Pt. 1

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"