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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Jewish Geometry

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Chinese business cuisine.

Worshiping the TV.

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'They're not that intelligent.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.