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"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Jewish Geometry

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Chinese business cuisine.

Worshiping the TV.

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'They're not that intelligent.'

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

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