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Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

French wine

Shaken not stirred

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Picnic with thieves

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

*=Hotdog

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'