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"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"Now we wait."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

'I say Ratty old bean - are you sure those weren't GM tomatoes in the picnic hamper?'

"Well, at least you remembered the bottle opener this time!"

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'This looks like a good spot.'

'The sign says not to feed them, Fred.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sunday in the park'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Unit D to Base: Picnic in sector 7G, I repeat, Picnic in sector 7G... Send reinforcements...'

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

'If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?'

"We tread a very fine line: Yes, we want to join in on their picnics, but we don't want to put them off having picnics..."

Glyndebourne

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"We've decided to put food back in its place.

"What about here? This looks like a good spot for an argument."

The Adventures of God

"I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches."

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"A table for ten thousand, please."

"Forget it. Too many preservatives."