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'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

Wacky Weather.

"Picnic Area 51"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Picnickers

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Santa takes a break.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

'I suppose this is an ideal spot for a picnic.... a million ants can't be wrong!'

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

"Geoff, be a dear and get me the pizza cutter and some napkins."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

French wine

'How very Cumbria.'

Shaken not stirred

The Adventures of God

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"