Romantic Picnic Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

You old Romantic!

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

I told you not to swim out to far

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'Hey (hic), I found a cave with a pond of water!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

*=Hotdog

Romantic Frogs

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'