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'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Never fails. Every time we have a picnic, we get humans.'

Reading in the Sunshine

The Anteater's Picnic

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

Teddy boy's picnic

I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...

Rabbits picknick

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I remember when you could enjoy the countryside without sitting in a draft!"

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

'Hey, I don't know what it is either, but they're crazy for it around here.'

'John... is that a collar?'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

The Martini is invented.

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"