Picnic Perfectionist T-Shirts

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

French wine

Shaken not stirred

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Sunbathing in the park

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

I told you not to swim out to far

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

*=Hotdog

'What's a picnic without ants?'