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'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sunbathing in the park

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

The Adventures of God

Shaken not stirred

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Teddy Bear

Picnic with thieves

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

'Nice graphics.'