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"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

French wine

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Shaken not stirred

'How very Cumbria.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Polygamists' Picnic

Relaxing in the Sun

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'