Picnic Outing Gifts

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

The Adventures of God

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'How very Cumbria.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Shaken not stirred

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

"You like yours well done, right?"

Sunbathing in the park

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'