Outdoor Picnicking Gifts

'Strange. When I was here with Jennifer last week, they ignored the Riesling.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock