Picnics Gifts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"Now we wait."

'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Boy that was a great picnic! I ate too much though and I'm bound to have four stomachaches...'

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

A day at the races

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

Dinner for two in the great outdoors

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

'I say Ratty old bean - are you sure those weren't GM tomatoes in the picnic hamper?'

"Your purchasing agent is expecting me. I invited him to have lunch today."

'He showed up at the company picnic and we haven't been able to get arid of him since...'

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

Pie in the sky.

French Cricket.

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

In-house companyoffice BBQ picnic

'Unit D to Base: Picnic in sector 7G, I repeat, Picnic in sector 7G... Send reinforcements...'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'Sunday in the park'

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'