Outdoor Picnics Gifts

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Ecological picnic

"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."

Rosie dress

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

French wine

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Shaken not stirred

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

Polygamists' Picnic

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'How very Cumbria.'

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic