Beach Picnicking Gifts

'Pass the tartar sauce and the white wine...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

Relaxing in the Sun

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

Shaken not stirred

The Adventures of God

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'How very Cumbria.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The Martini is invented.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."