Beach Picnicking Gifts

'Pass the tartar sauce and the white wine...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

The Adventures of God

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...